“I’ll have three Cannoli please.”
“You want only three? That will cost you $3 and you can get six for only $4.29!”
“I’ll have three.”
“Why do only want three? You can get six for $4.29.”
“Three of these please.”
“Oh. You want the large Cannoli. They cost more.”
“Fine. Can I get three of them please?”
“They’re not on sale.”
“Never mind.”